bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

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jennesbian:

my-little-skyscrapers:

sting-like-a-tracker-jacker:

hazelgustus:

literallysame:

liam-gayne:

when you try your best but you don’t succeed

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when you get what you want but not what you need

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could it be worse

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when you love someone

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but it goes to waste

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and the tears come streaming down your face

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best post on all of tumblr, ever

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big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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unimpressedcats:

you gon eat that? 
imma eat it anyway

unimpressedcats:

you gon eat that? 

imma eat it anyway

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oakenbutt:

I’d like to state how angry it makes me that this is my most popular post

oakenbutt:

I’d like to state how angry it makes me that this is my most popular post

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the-sherlockian-potterhead-23:

djavjr:

smileyfacewinkwink:

One of my favorite scenes from The Great Gatsby (1949)

special effects just ain’t what they used to be

I just spat water everywhere.

the-sherlockian-potterhead-23:

djavjr:

smileyfacewinkwink:

One of my favorite scenes from The Great Gatsby (1949)

special effects just ain’t what they used to be

I just spat water everywhere.

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mycroft-holmes-approves:

bodaciouscans:

ladyavenger:

no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.

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#eat me like one of your french dishes hannibal

i fucking love this fandom ok

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tea-britannia:

kestrel-bird:

combeferresque:

fourfucks:

all fandoms have that one fucking overused quote that is on 99.9% of the  edits 

always

i dont know if youre agreeing or adding in harry potter

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dude-thats-my-ghost:

askgeorgebush:

fridge-logic:

askgeorgebush:

What if the Doctor’s name is just something like

Phil

You mean like this

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OH

SHIT

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maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 

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how do people approach their crush i don’t even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup in mcdonalds

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ffrenchtoast:

And people say Pepper doesn’t have enough spunk to match Tony in their relationship.

Come on, we all know who wears the pants between these two.

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My friend said that the Lord of the Rings is a male based fandom. PROVE HIM WRONG AND REBLOG IF YOU’RE A GIRL AND A FAN OF LOTR!

otpswillruinyourlife:

 

booksandcatslover:

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chaniatreides:

THIS IS THE OTHER PART OF MY LIFE

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theonearm:

baturday:

Somewhere, deep in the underbelly of Gotham City, the Joker just snorted.

Robin can be such a Dick sometimes…heh…heheh.

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